Hello! I’m writing about something a little different today – a project that I started in April 2020 and took 7 months to complete. At the start of the UK’s first full lockdown, my Mum asked me to make my parents a quilt, as I had some time on my hands.
I had made two full size quilts before and had vague memories of some of it being tricky, but couldn’t remember why. “Gnome-a-geddon” has reminded me of the tricky parts and it’s safe to say it will be the last full size quilt that I make with my current machine. There are elements of the quilting process that I enjoy – for example the massive fabric jigsaw. However, machine-quilting is too difficult and sweary on a non-quilting machine – there just isn’t enough space under the arm to get the fabric under to do the quilting…and before it’s suggested, there is no way I’m hand-quilting as they’re huge!
Gnomes?
My Dad’s nickname has been “Gnome” since he was a teenager. Our family are all a bit “Borrower-like” in height, plus he’s had a beard for as long as anybody can remember. He often introduced my Mum, sister and I as “Mrs Gnome and the Gnome-lettes”, much to the amusement of others. So gnomes were a fairly obvious choice for the theme.

I already had some gnome quilting cotton from another sewist’s destash. I just needed more… A quick internet search for “gnome fabric UK” brought up the Lewis and Irene Grandma’s Garden collection, which turned out to be the same collection as the fabric I already owned.
I bought “bird houses” and “grandma’s garden” as additional patterned fabrics, and added “buddleia” and “bluebell” to break up the gnomes and add pops of colour.

As I said earlier, I enjoy the process of constructing a quilt top. It’s a bit like a huge, fabric jigsaw. I had to buy some additional “border” fabric as somebody (you know who you are) confessed to measuring incorrectly! Thankfully the border frames the quilt nicely so somebody is off the hook ;o)

For the backing fabric, I ordered a king size flat sheet. I’ve found that plain rolled fabric tends to be too narrow for quilts, but a good-quality cotton sheet is perfect.
Then it all went a bit wrong…
I pinned the top, batting and backing together and started quilting in a grid formation. It all seemed fine but when I stitched the quilting lines, everything moved and got puckered in places on the back. I also found that the weight of the quilt was pulling it ‘back’ so the stitch length was uneven in a number of places. In short, it looked horrendous so I unpicked the lot!
The quilt then sat on the “naughty chair” for months, with me sporadically saying “I should probably deal with that quilt”, then ignoring it for another week. As November approached I decided to be positive and take it slowly so that I could gift the quilt for Christmas.
These pictures were taken when I had a spare hour before going to my last ballet class of the year (sob). I was adding a few rows of quilting and my husband came downstairs to find me quietly swearing in a sea of gnomes.
Just when I thought I’d cracked it…
Quilting successfully completed, I was on the home-straight…or so I thought. I bought ready-made bias binding and used a mitred corner tutorial, which I think looks really neat. There are lots of tutorials online if you’re interested in this method. My own measuring failed me this time and I was short by half a metre – it must be genetic.

I also managed to snip a hole in the back which caused the use of some colourful language. Fortunately it was on the back and near the edge so I darned the hole and added a “design feature” label to cover it up and ensure the hole doesn’t grow. What a fool!

Intentional label 
“Design feature” label
Whilst not without its “challenges”, I am so happy that I persevered with this project because my parents seem to really like it. It’s also a fun link to my Dad’s nickname that adds a talking point to their guest-room.

Thanks for reading about my quilt expedition :o)











